I bring you a dual-media post, containing both a podcast as well as a post! This is Paul-style, with music and even a rip-off of his introduction! I tried to add some crazy effects to the introduction, but all I could do was make it echo, or change the pitch. Neither were what I wanted. Anyways, I had to chop this one up a lot, so there are some obvious changes in tone and inflection occasionally. Not intended (except for in the beginning).

#6 - "X3 Sucked"

Muzak - "Answers" by Vigilante, "The Price is Right Techno Remix" by a guy on YTMND.

As noted within the podcast, #5 was fully produced, but came out with large technical issues. If you're so inclined, you can listen to it, but it's pretty messed up. I reused some (a lot) of the content from #5 for #6, so that will make it even less interesting. I actually liked #5 a lot more than #6, but you can't reproduce this stuff at will. Anyways, I can see you're all desperate to procastinate, so, here you go.

#5 - "Super Deciding Banana Antics"

Anyways. I suppose I enjoyed my weekend - I have something of a tan from all the mowing. Speaking of which, I now have 6 customers, resulting in 80 bucks for every round of mowing I do. Not bad, although with all this mowing I'm gonna have to pay for the blade sharpening and the gas (I haven't had to before). Non-taxable, though. I'm still gonna apply at Greenstar, since I don't want to rely on such a varied resource for my income. It's nice having money again, though. Nothing makes me feel more out of place than having people pay for me. It's also nice to be able to get people presents on their birthdays.

Speaking of which, I went and saw X3 with Christopher on Saturday, as a pseudo-birthday present for him. I'm assuming most of you now realize that the title for Podcast #6 was a complete lie - I just wanted to proudly state that it sucked hard. Way, way hard. They completely overused Wolverine/Hugh Jackman, and gave him the worst dialogue heard in a movie since Star Wars ("It's a trap!"). Motivational speeches, TWO references to the title of the movie, and one-liners abound, attached to one of the most disorganized and improbable plots I've seen in a while, with mediocre production qualities (did they really need a 1/3 scale model of the golden gate bridge?), and total abandonment of the X-Men canon (Jean never killed any essential characters), combined for a truly terrible move. Christopher and I laughed about it the whole way home.

Soon after, Paul and Karen rescued me from certain doom, and we went to see Thank You For Smoking, which was still quite good the second time. Afterwards we realized that no Chinese places were open at 11:30 PM, so we went to Wegman's. Now, I was way confused - I thought we were actually looking for food, but we ended up in the candy section, and somehow, I ended up with 1.5 lbs of gummy bears and 3 boxes of Pocky (note this for later). Likewise, Paul was assailed by dozens of feet of licorice, and we managed to escape with our lives, and even a little money.

In all honesty, though, I was confused as to why we were strolling the empty deli section, as well as to why Karen was buying some of the nastiest salmon I've ever tasted, until I realized that I was actually buying my dinner. I remained confused when we just sat down and ate it in the car - perhaps I'm just silly, but the car seemed awfully lacking in convenience and an atmosphere conducive to eating. But hey, I shouldn't be complaining.

In other news, I think I'm turning into an otaku or japanophile or something. I've started searching for more anime, and I'm patiently waiting as 6 more download (ever so slowly). I've been thinking about taking up learning Japanese, too - I don't know exactly where I could learn around here, but I think it'd be totally sweet. I don't want to turn into Steven Segal or something, but Japan in general just fascinates me. Four large alphabets sounds somewhat scary, though. Although, I suppose I already know the romaji, so it's more like three. Except, you know, the kanji has like 2000 characters worth knowing.

I also found the the ultimate get-rich-quick scheme that I developed while mowing today.

1. Wait for a controversial or "anti-Christian" film, book, or song/album to come out. The target must be fairly popular.
2. Write a book addressing this piece of media. The title must include the name of the said media. In this book, "prove" that the media's focus is wrong. Place images from the said media onto the cover of the book.
3. ?????
4. Profit!

Seriously, there's like half a dozen or more books on Amazon focused on "debunking" The Da Vinci code. It's insanity. Who cares? Is boycotting or disproving the movie doing anything for the cause of Christ? Why not take the 30 bucks you spent buying that book, and give it to someone who actually needs it? These authors are literally living off of the laziness of those who are unwilling to go research this stuff on their own. You don't need super awesome laser technology with your lollornets and roflcology, you need common sense.

The movie apparantly sucks anyways.