I'm so white I can't even see.

I demand money. Lots, and lots.

I can't believe I do this for free.

[geek]

For those interested in what went wrong, it was in fact Windows' fault. Apparantly something I installed triggered the desire for Windows to start the IIS services (Microsoft's version of Apache), which are highly magical and almost virus-like in the way they operate. They do not show up in the Task Manager's process list, nor do they display as using any ports in the command prompt. Yet, in fact, they were hogging up port 80, Apache's default port. After turning off the services and dozens of installs and uninstalls of Apache 1.3 and 2.0.55 (2.2 has no .exe available yet), Apache wouldn't add itself to Window's service list, probably after its run in with IIS.

I'm working on a bug with the PHP at the moment, but otherwise, things are just dandy. I may redo the graphicals over the break next week, but that is a mere pondering. Yes, a mere pondering.

[/geek]

Just like your mom.


EDIT: Just so none of you get this crazy idea that I like you fools, I didn't read anyone's blog unless they had an RSS feed. And even those times were sparing, as my lacking presence over at the place that's serving the roast duck, with the mango salsa, for those silly cavemen.

SIlly, silly cavemen.